It's still happening. You know, the raid. Amazing the stories us OT reporters report.
As it seems, it was raining outside of the Outpost Universe Forums. It was sort of a light rain, but really wasn't drizzle. But it was also a bit harder than light rain, but not a drizzle.
Later on, it was pouring, not cats and dogs pouring, but a couple of shades light. A shade would be like half the difference of the rain I was telling you about, and the light rain. The ground became slippery.
Then there was a tornado, wait, no first there was hail. Due to the server being in Texas, the hail was softball size. It really does hurt of one of the hail balls hit you.
We sent out several dummies, and within 25 seconds, each dummy was absent a head. Then in 30 seconds, the dummies lost their limbs. It was likely by 40 seconds that each dummy has more than 100 pieces of it on the ground. It wasn't a pretty sight. We were lucky we were carrying an umbrella, or we would have died too.
Oh, this story was supposed to be about the raid? Oh, I'll get back to that. Now where did I leave off? This is you quality tabloid: the Outpost Tabloid.
---philipu2001
