The whole story so far.
After we ate we ran to the bathroom to grab bars of soap to play some Outpost 2.
I vomited up an ice cream sandwich while searching for a strategy for Outpost 2 to find the best way to beat lev.
Running around naked did not work.
So I tried a loin cloth and Lev was somehow involved in... (EDIT) ...to find his sack of pistachios to stuff his loin cloth with.
We then tried to take his sack of pistachios, to eat quickly before he could play Outpost 2.
We then tried to overdo the damage to the power supply box.
He accidentally caused a windows crash. This annoyed him.
His macintosh was a piece of greasy bacon topped off with mustard and ketchup. "This is strange", he thought, as he ate the macintosh with condiments like mustard and a Jewish policeman.
He heard him, "You play well."
So he grabbed a chocolate sundae and toilet paper, which he lost and then he found a weapon of not so massive incessant beeping.
So he used it, with a plunger, to eat pie. Suddenly Xfir's colony attacked CK9's house setting is alight with flaming toilet paper.
Xfir's brain collapsed the smouldering remains, as a lynx attacked the cheese while lev was still munching on the pistachio nuts.
Meanwhile CK9 was training gopher armies to be like the pistachio eater, eating mercury sandwiches.
However Mez got news of a rabid chicken that defeated Betaray's eggs and he destroyed the rabid chicken by using another mac in a nuclear bomb.
Betaray was furious at his ham because it detonated, which caused CK9's alarm to sound and activate a polarised plasma projectile (PPP) that hit a big red nosed evil clown.
'OMFG', said Betaray, as he pulled a turnip out of Lev's loin of lion, a carrot blew up.
The purple turnip with crusty carrots started burning CK9.
CK9's thoughts were, "Time to eat," some purply carroty goop with mustard near Lev's special bedside loin dispenser which had Pez and blue tomatoes.
La carrote plus those blue tomatoes started psychedelically evading and blowing up strategic Leviathan outposts.
Suddenly Cctoide launched a super pumpkinola with exploding carrots singing the French song "CARROT BOMB" while juggling burning Lev’s loin down.
Then Mr. Mariachi fell down into the deep chasms of noobness and asked for Coke. “WTF?”, said Xfir, as he saw an orange onion spamming the forums with "OMFG!" and being a stupid moron f***ing idiot.
Then lev ate a rabid chicken and played some OP2 on his portable desktop computer, which tastes like cardboard, water, gas and electro-shock toast.
Then black mayonnaise with blue tomatoes died.
Then Duracell bunny blew up and haunted Lev away from home and into new badly stinking shoes. "OMFGWTFICBT", said Yarateb while peeing into a hifi system launching HE Shells into the volcano.
CK9 meanwhile is asleep at the radioactive junkyard in Proxima Centauri. Meanwhile, a junkie is cutting his pi into ten parts and ate them.
"Piece of cake," he didn't say.
Cctoide wrote a stupid story and PlayingOutpost helped him peel potatoes and knock Cctoide off his way, with a sledgehammer in bad manner.
Suddenly the orange was spammed out into a bottle and said, "Hi," to his old supercalifragilisticexpialidociously friend of vegetable.
They conversed for seventeen millenniums eating M&M candies and toilet soda.
Buy Werther's Original or else you will bounce around until you karrotize into a Cctoide, but foam tastes like a Cctoide.
CK9 did not.
On the radio, "WTF is this," said the DJ while singing, "OPU shall now own all your base and belong to us.
He then took our badgers and cookies away and tossed them into Plym's ISP, while Eden roasted.
CK9 and Plymoth Grabbed the Guns (Thor's Hammer Rifles) and became terrorists of incessant antidisestablishmentarism, then Xfir awoke to find CK9 eating his unusually eaten pistachio nuts.
"Karots are sploding" -- nerd called Cc inconsistencies a plenty.
Xfir soon realized Cctoide was intelligent, but not really ever seen a duck, do the hanky panky dance, kill dumb Cctoide?
With a high from stolen drugs such as aspirin and dumb PlayingOutpost0-24 got shots of annoying difibulator liquid cuz he's intelligent and ...Yeah...stuff and Cctoide isn’t.
Mez decided to say, "PlayingOutpost sucks not at all!"
Then the topic suddenly changed to mending the wrongs and the blob which is green and breaking cocoa upon a rock and eating umbrellas and emoticons with the sweet nothingness like periwinkle spheres suddenly died.
Now, Xfir is pissed at the death of forum members.
Radiation Minds decay of Yodel properties that fit with any bed actions five year old lemons wouldn't like any way.
Then Edgar Allen Poe wrote another poem and his raven bit his toe and puked stars.
Then it nuked a toilet stall and some hookers in a rugby match hooking trucks with some hooked trains.
Then Tintin the giant tinman (he's a reporter!)
Tried to hide behind a microchip that was in his lost oil to Vaseline factory, in his mind behind the section
of mind boggling
