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[This story is just LMAO :heh: ]
After we ate we ran to the bathroom to grab bars of soap to play some Outpost 2. I vomited up an icecream sandwich while searching for a strategy for Outpost2 to find the best way to beat lev. Running around naked did not work. So I tried a loin cloth and Lev was somehow involved in... (EDIT) ...to find his sack of pistacheos to stuff his loin cloth with. We then tried to take his sack of pistacheos to eat quickly before he could play Outpost 2. We then tried to overdo the damage to the power supply box. He accidentally caused a windows crash. This annoyed him. His macintosh was a piece of greasy bacon topped off with mustard and ketchup. "This is strange", he thought, as he ate the Macintosh with condiments like mustard and a Jewsish policeman. He heard him. "You play well." So he grabbed a chocolate sundae and toilet paper which he lost and then he found a weapon of not so massive incessant beeping. So he used it, with a plunger, to eat pie. Suddenly xfir's colony attacked CK9's house setting is alight with flaming toiletpaper. Xfir's brain collapsed the smoldering remains, as a lynx attacked the cheese while lev was still munching on the pistacheo nuts. Meanwhile CK9 was training gopher armies to be like the pistacheo eater eating mercury sandwiches.
However Mez got news of a rabid chicken that defeasted betaray's eggs and he destroyed the rabid chicken by using another mac in a nuclear bomb.
Betaray was furious at his ham because it detonated which caused ck9's alarm to sound and activate a polarised plasma projectile (PPP) that hit a big red nosed evil clown.
'OMFG', said Betaray as he pulled a turnip out of levs loin of lion, a carrot blew up.
The purple turnip with crusty carrots started burning CK9. CK9's thoughts where "Time to eat" some purply carrotty goop with mustard near lev's special...
...bedside loin dispenser...
