We could crash spaceships into people!
Yes, that's our new weapon. We build something that only
partially resembles this:  :op2:  and ram it into the Sun, causing it to go out.
And when they send a team from Earth to replace the Sun with a new Sun, we open fire on them, using our secret back-up ship (which does not look like this:  :op2: ) to destroy Earth's last hope, and ram them with our big spaceships! (frowns at lack of evil/insanity emoticons)
Of course, there's a maze in front of the Escape Pods.  
 I think I have just a little too much time, no?  :heh: