Here are some quotes from famous people. Some funny, some serious, and some that just make you think.
quote[0]="Death is not the worst than can happen to men. -Plato";
quote[1]="History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[2]="Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil. -Plato";
quote[3]="The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. -Plato";
quote[4]="Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato";
quote[5]="You cannot conceive the many without the one. -Plato,Dialogues,Apology";
quote[6]="False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil. -Plato, Dialogues, Phaedo";
quote[7]="The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights of the question, but is anxious only to convince his hearers of his own assertions. -Plato, Dialogues, Phaedo";
quote[8]="Everything that deceives may be said to enchant. -Plato, The Republic";
quote[9]="The soul of man is immortal and imperishable. -Plato, The Republic";
quote[10]="It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[11]="It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[12]="One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[13]="Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[14]="Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[15]="The price of greatness is responsibility. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[16]="There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[17]="We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[18]="We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[19]="It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[20]="The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[21]="For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[22]="Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[23]="We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it. -Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[24]="Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -Steven Wright";
quote[25]="Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -Steven Wright";
quote[26]="I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. -Steven Wright";
quote[27]="I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -Steven Wright";
quote[28]="I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright";
quote[29]="I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. -Steven Wright";
quote[30]="If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? -Steven Wright";
quote[31]="It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. -Steven Wright";
quote[32]="It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. -Steven Wright";
quote[33]="Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright";
quote[34]="Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?' -Steven Wright";
quote[35]="Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. -Steven Wright";
quote[36]="My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright";
quote[37]="What's another word for Thesaurus? -Steven Wright";
quote[38]="There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -Steven Wright";
quote[39]="When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' -Steven Wright";
quote[40]="You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright";
quote[41]="Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby";
quote[42]="I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. -Bill Cosby";
quote[43]="The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. -Bill Cosby";
quote[44]="We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail. -George W. Bush";
quote[45]="You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature. -George W. Bush";
quote[46]="Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world; it is God's gift to humanity. -George W. Bush";
quote[47]="There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. -Bill Clinton";
quote[48]="When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page. -Bill Clinton";
quote[49]="When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it and didn't inhale and never tried it again. -Bill Clinton";
quote[50]="If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? -Steven Wright";
quote[51]="My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed. -Steven Wright";
quote[52]="I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. -Steven Wright";
quote[53]="When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -Steven Wright";
quote[54]="They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. -Steven Wright";
quote[55]="If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? -Steven Wright";
quote[56]="I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious! -Steven Wright";
quote[57]="I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright";
quote[58]="I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. -Steven Wright";
quote[59]="Black holes are where God divided by zero. -Steven Wright";
quote[60]="Gray hair is God's graffiti. -Bill Cosby";
quote[61]="A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby";
quote[62]="We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. -Franklin D. Roosevelt";
quote[63]="The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -Franklin D. Roosevelt";
quote[64]="When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. -Franklin D. Roosevelt";
quote[65]="A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. -Franklin D. Roosevelt";
quote[66]="Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth. -Franklin D. Roosevelt";
quote[67]="In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved. -Franklin D. Roosevelt";
