1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
you mean to say you look?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
some are even going as Julious Ceaser
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
no, it would still be the mouth for the bad taste
4. Is there another word for synonym?
try looking it up on dictionary.com
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
it's only called that because there are always things out there that haven't been seen by all doctors
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
2 posibilities:
it is actually sometimes damaged, but the material is very expensive
it is too dense and they would have to spend too much re-designing the plane so it could fly
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
sure, just add a bit of pesto...
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
no, as it is still the same species
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
yes, lmao
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
by law they have to or he can go free based on the grounds he wasn't read his rights
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
if a blind person wants to make a withdrawel in a hurry, they are in the backseat of the car
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
because they were at the ideal physical status for the environment that they are in
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
they don't, it is ment that they are known to cross at that point and other points beyond it
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
a powerful weapon
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
only if they do not realize the truth
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
super-sour cream doesn't taste good (I know first hand)
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
you failed at one thing, thus you succeeded to fail. You have done both and opened a paradox
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
it is only cruel to those with one
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
because asteroids was already taken, lol
actually, there is a layman's terms translation for it, but I forget what it is
BTW, yes I know they are rehtorical questions, but I'm bored
