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Offline evecolonycamander

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« Reply #75 on: May 20, 2011, 04:20:37 PM »
both wrong.
one of those is kinda close though.

sorry bout, spelling. using IE
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« Reply #76 on: May 21, 2011, 01:14:11 AM »
Electricity, in the form of lightning.
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« Reply #77 on: May 22, 2011, 09:13:55 PM »
*awaits the correct answer*
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« Reply #78 on: May 27, 2011, 03:09:29 PM »
srry, i've been out... your right.
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« Reply #79 on: September 17, 2012, 10:26:34 PM »
Considering the last post was in 2011, I think its fine if I post a riddle here?

I have the ability to be sharp as a sword, but can't cut anything, be able to fry, but can't make food, and I can die, but I never live. What am I?
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« Reply #80 on: September 19, 2012, 10:14:59 PM »
Hmm.... This doesn't seem to be easily Google-able.  :whistle:

Swordfish... no, that lives.
Fire... no, that's not sharp.
Light? Light can be focused and "sharp". It generally doesn't cut things, but I suppose there are laser torches used to cut things. You can fry food, or at least ants, with sunlight and a magnifying lens. It doesn't really make food, although it is necessary for plant growth which does entail food. Light can "die" at the end of a day, but never really lives.

Ahh, that's the best I've got so far.
 

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« Reply #81 on: September 20, 2012, 07:39:27 AM »
Anyone else want to have a go at this?
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« Reply #82 on: September 20, 2012, 09:20:42 AM »
Is it coffee powder?
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« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2012, 10:09:38 AM »
I was thinking Words or Wind, but that wasn't entirely right.

My GF guesses it is the Sun.
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« Reply #84 on: September 21, 2012, 09:18:15 AM »
The answer is quite obviously a potato.

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« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2012, 02:01:28 PM »
All somewhat good answers. The correct answer is a mind.
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« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2012, 10:50:51 PM »
A mind does live thou :/
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« Reply #87 on: September 27, 2012, 11:09:09 AM »
... fried brains?  :o  

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« Reply #88 on: September 28, 2012, 07:19:49 AM »
Yeah that part is a little off.  

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« Reply #89 on: October 02, 2012, 04:53:06 PM »
Your mind can by sharp, meaning quick and smart. You could fry it by overworking it. And you can end up brain dead. x_x
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« Reply #90 on: October 02, 2012, 11:00:06 PM »
Ahh, that makes a little more sense now.