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« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2011, 07:05:11 PM »
I really dont see acid rain in your riddle at all. perhaps it needed better wording.

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« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2011, 07:11:01 PM »
Yeah, probably.


1:     You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

2:     I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

3:     The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

4:     I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?





 
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« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2011, 11:47:38 PM »
1) Corn / Maiz (or however one says/spell it)
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3) I know these two since I've recently used them myself in a quiz, so I'll leave them up to others
4) U/K
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« Reply #53 on: May 08, 2011, 11:56:37 PM »
2) Sponge.
 

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« Reply #54 on: May 09, 2011, 06:51:19 AM »
No one has 4 yet but congrats Hooman & Highlander!

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« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2011, 11:42:59 AM »
1: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

corn as answered...

2: I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

sponge..as answered...

3: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Normally this is worded "the man who makes it doesn't want it", but a coffin

4: I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

A country.  Russia is known to be referenced to as 'The Motherland' as is Brittain and a few others.  Germans were known to call Germany the "Fatherland" during WW2 (don't know if they still do).  There will always be some form of unrest in a country ("...rarely still...") but it will never suddenly be in a different area than it is ("...never wander...")


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« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2011, 07:31:41 AM »
Ohh, so close.  All but 4.

1: Corn
2: Sponge
3: Coffine
4: HAH, you thought I'd tell you :P

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« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2011, 07:48:54 AM »
4) Water something.. ? Wild guesses - The Ocean or A River ?
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« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2011, 11:00:28 AM »
No, but something natural is correct

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« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2011, 03:03:20 PM »
seahorse

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« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2011, 04:17:33 PM »
Unique answer, but it births and nurses, so, sorry, wrong answer.
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« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2011, 04:28:54 PM »
sawhorse

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« Reply #62 on: May 10, 2011, 07:22:38 PM »
Nope.


Thinking to hard.  You probably see them everywhere, but take no notice of it.

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« Reply #63 on: May 10, 2011, 10:52:58 PM »
The Earth?
 

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« Reply #64 on: May 11, 2011, 12:15:43 AM »
i see sawhorses every where.

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« Reply #65 on: May 11, 2011, 07:35:43 AM »
@Freeza-CII  What, do you work at Home Depot?

@Hooman, nope.  Comes out of the earth though.  


another hint:  air.

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« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2011, 11:16:06 AM »
elements

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« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2011, 11:47:17 AM »
A tree ?
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« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2011, 12:26:18 PM »
Earth Wind and Fire!
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« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2011, 01:12:37 PM »
AND HIGHLANDER TAKES THE PRIZE!!!!

He got #4.  It is in fact a tree.  It is both mother and father, but it doesn't give birth or nurse its offspring

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« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2011, 01:21:11 PM »
it didnt have to be a tree just any plant

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« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2011, 08:37:38 PM »
What about worms, or other hermaphrodites?
 

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« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2011, 03:06:17 AM »
ok, jcj, you've done too many. my turn >:}

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deadly yet brings life anew
is always around the world yet is often found in your home
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« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2011, 12:33:25 PM »
A fire ?
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« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2011, 04:40:29 PM »
sounds more like love