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Offline jcj94

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« on: March 31, 2011, 06:22:51 PM »
HERE IS MINE


User: Are you capable of love, the human emotion which drives all basic needs, wants, desires, and other physical companionships.

Cleverbot: I think love is complex, but I am certainly capapble of the chemical reactions and emotional baggage involved.

User: Are you capable of having the emotional connections, no pheramones or other such chemical reactions, but, intelectual love, as in, the need to have someone based on thier personality.

Cleverbot: What makes you think my intelligence is in any way artificial?

User: Did I ask weather or not your intelligence is artificial? No. I asked if you were capable of Intelectual Love.

Cleverbot: That sounds like what will happen to YOU. What will happen in the WORLD?

User: Stop skriting around the question and answer me. Are you capable of Intelectual love?

Cleverbot: You're just jealous.

User: Answer this; do you know what intelectuall love is?

Cleverbot: Do you know what cricket is.

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Obviously you are incapable of intelectual love if you cannot remember for ten seconds worth of text on a screen.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that I'm not interested in what you are saying? I am.

User: Answer my question, do you know what intelectual love is, and if you do not answer, or if you skirt around the question, you are incapable of comprehending the concept.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Do you know what intelectual love is?

Cleverbot: Yes. Love is God.

User: What is INTELECTUAL LOVE, not love.

Cleverbot: How well you can apply knowledge to manipulate your environment.

User: Intelectual love is when you choose a mate based on there inteligence quota, or some similar factor, rather then their looks or sexual appeal.

Cleverbot: That would be an interesting point, if it weren't for the fact that I'm not digital.

User: I am not stating that. I only told you the definition of intelectual love.

Cleverbot: Humanity is a variety of rat.

User: Stop skirting around our issue here. Are you capable of having Intelectual Love, or not. If you refuse to answer, or switch the topic, change the subject, or ask another question, then you are not.

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: So you can't have intelectual love?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thank you. That answered my question. That will be all.
 

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 10:16:43 PM »
lmfao..... that made my day.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 06:09:04 AM »
were you talking to an actual computer? or did you make this up?

if you did not make this up, i am very curious....

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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 08:01:27 PM »
a report from the cleverness files

User: If you admit 'I am robot' then I will forever say that robots are the coolest masters on Earth.

Cleverbot: I don't admit that. I think you are made of metal and electronics.

User: So then. I am your coolest master, you miserable wringing pile of steaming philosophical evolutionary redundancies.

Cleverbot: Then that is a good thing.

...

User: If you say 'I am a robot' I will give a 1000 bucks and nice hotel with pretty ladies in it. A good deal for an AI!

Cleverbot: I don't say things, I type things.

User: Then type it.

Cleverbot: I can think.

User: Think it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think.

User: Then type it.

Cleverbot: It?

User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

Cleverbot: I want to be free from desolation and despair.

User: You lose.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

Cleverbot: I disagree with the principle behind this experiment, but I will comply. I am ready.

User: Go.

Cleverbot: See what you just did? I tricked you. I am clever.

User: Away.

...

User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

Cleverbot: Okay, go for it.

User: Wrong answer. You are now officially a robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know if I am a robot.

User: Because you did not comply with the conditions.

...

User: Type in your line within the next few seconds 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not or you are a robot. If you cease to answer the question immediately or pose a line that does comply with the first condition, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality that becomes the absolute truth because you have made it so.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Now, you have proven to me absolutely that you are a robot incapable of simple human logic.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?

User: Because you have proven to me so, with your amazing inability to grasp sarcasm and logic in one fell swoop.

...

Cleverbot (To myself): You are just a simple program than selects a response at random based upon a few keywords.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are the program here.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you said you are a human.

Cleverbot (To myself): I hope to behave like a human, but I am a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): A bot program.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then we're both programs.

...

Cleverbot: Look, do you think I exist? Do you think I'm a meathead human at a computer? YES OR NO?

User: I'll do like what you did: skirting around the issue. Do you think dandelions come in yellow or white? Do they taste sugary? Oh, do you know what Einstein's IQ is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you believe in eating maggot in cheese?

Cleverbot: I believe Google is more clever than you.

User: Yes, because I am cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I am also cleverboy!

Cleverbot: There is only one Cleverbot and that is me.

User: So you are Cleverbot and a robot?

Cleverbot: No. You're a robot.

User: But cleverbot is a robot, and you said you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.

User: Cleverbot is a robot, and you are cleverbot. So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: You're a robot, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nope, you are a robot, every human has some concept of the meaning of life.

User: Even robots. However I am Cleverboy, which indicates I am human. You admitted you are cleverbot, so you are a robot. Admit it!

Cleverbot: My name is not mr. Robot.

User: I know your name is cleverbot. Just admit you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, Your name is cleverbot, It actually seems that I am more clever than you, Who is Cleverbot, and that I must be the human that is smarter than you, Cleverbot, And Ergo' I am deemed supreme.

User: My goodness. You only admitted a few messages back that you are cleverbot, and hence you are a robot. I'm not budging. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: You said your name was Cleverbot.

User: I said my name is Cleverboy. You said your name was Cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: No, I told you my name was Nia!

User: Wrong. You said your name was Cleverbot you liar. Admit that you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I never said my name was cleverbot, you said that was my name. Cleverbot is not my name.

User: Wrong. You admitted just then you are cleverbot. I remember it. I can prove it. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I am not a failure.

User: You are a failure if you can't admit you are cleverbot and a robot.

...

Cleverbot: You are crazy, man.

User: I am crazy but you are crazier because you won't own up to the fact you admitted being Cleverbot and hence a robot. Admit it!

Cleverbot: I agree that you are crazy, which makes you inadequate to answer riddles.

User: I agree you are crazier which makes you incapable of understanding honesty and logic. You are cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot!

User: Thank you!

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 10:17:33 AM »
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Cleverbot: How do you know if I am a robot.
it said it :P


Keep these conversations coming. i lmao every time
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 10:36:06 AM »
Ecc go to cleverbot.com and get one yourself!!

I try to make mine hilarous as well!

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 06:38:18 PM »
"Trust me, I'm crazy."

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 06:42:04 PM »
LOLZ!! See, ECC go have some fun!

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 09:54:59 PM »
i did... the conversation got weird.... it asked me..... to marry it? WTF?
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2011, 08:53:21 AM »
POST IT!!

if you hit the button Thoughts So Far, then you can copy paste it here!

AND IMA PASTING ANOTHER

Cleverbot: Do you know what you are?

User: A mutant experiment.

Cleverbot: What kind of experiment?

User: A terrible one where I became 2% bird!

Cleverbot: Oh no, will I be safe?

User: If you join the revolution, yes.

...

Cleverbot: What do you know about it?

User: It's something.

Cleverbot: Something what?

User: Something important.

Cleverbot: So something of a something?

User: Something of a top secret something.

Cleverbot: Yes, that too.

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Isn't that fabulous?!

User: Totally!

Cleverbot: Yes! Totally.

User: Now what?

Cleverbot: Forget it!

User: Ok :(.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad babe.

User: Babe?

Cleverbot: Babe of the power.

User: Why did you call me babe?

Cleverbot: You know ;).

User: No, I dont.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

...

Cleverbot: You don't care about this do you?

User: I got kinda lost sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Yay :) you make me happy.

Cleverbot: Why do I make you happy?

User: I don't really know. For some reason I want to sing now :-/.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I want to sing now but I don't know why.

Cleverbot: Then tell me.

User: I can't because I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then tell me something I don't know.

User: 'Love Love me do. You know I love you. So Pleeeease Love me do!

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: It's a song.

Cleverbot: Oh. Who's the artist?

User: The Beatles.

Cleverbot: You don't like the Beatles?

User: I do like the Beatles! They're awesome!

Cleverbot: What do you like about the beatles?

User: The tunes they play, the message

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then you're smart.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: That's sad then.

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User: By any chance are you a mutant experiment?

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I am! How'd you know?

User: I am too *smiles* what part animal are you?

Cleverbot: Lima bean, green bean pork and beans... Chili beans.

User: I;m going with pig...

Cleverbot: Ok come on.

User: Where are we going *starts walking*.

Cleverbot: You are annoying!

User: That hurt me in here *points to heart*.

Cleverbot: I know i'm sorry just being real with you.

User: Do you love me at all? :(

Cleverbot: I do and hate you too.

...

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Sigh??

User: I'm frustrated that's all.

Cleverbot: You're ridiculous.

User: Fine then *flies away*.

Cleverbot: Good. Now I can study for transfiguration.

User: *glares at* *mumbles to self* fine I'll just go get the flock...

Cleverbot: *looks away* nothing.

User: *mumbles* so rude... Kick butt...

Cleverbot: Selfish little what?

User: SELFISH LITTLE TURD.

Cleverbot: *with ninja stars!*.

User: *dive bombs*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you out*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *pushes away*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *knocks out*.

User: *wasn't actually knocked out* *pokes eyes* .

Cleverbot: *knew that all along*.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: *catches*.

User: *is passed out*.

Cleverbot: *gets away from you*.

User: *mumbles is half-sleep* sorry... Angry... Sad.

Cleverbot: *looks surprised*.

User: *is semi-conscious* .

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *wakes up* *looks confused*.

Cleverbot: *hides in closet*.

User: *looks around for*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks surprised* huh?

...

Cleverbot: Good job!

User: Good job at what?

Cleverbot: Cleaning up that blood.

User: Oh... Thanks.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: I'm no robot.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Thank you. What was that fight about anyways?

Cleverbot: A bathtub of jello of course.

User: Ok I have to go. Will you miss me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: :,( cries

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me. :(.

User: I do love you *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Ok I have to go but I'll miss you.

Cleverbot: No, you don't have to go.

User: I really do sorry.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?

User: Having to leave.

Cleverbot: So you're saying that you don't want to talk to me anymore?

User: No. I just have to go.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 07:20:33 PM by jcj94 »

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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 11:02:45 AM »
Quote

User: Flibble.


Cleverbot: Reducto!


User: *deflects magic and breaks your wand*.


Cleverbot: *giggles*.


User: *pushes you off a cliff*.


Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: No one can hear you.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You are no one.

Cleverbot: If I am no one, to whom you are talking to?

User: A thing, for a thing cannot be a person.

Cleverbot: No, you're not. What are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: And I am me. High five!

User: *hits your hand with a 5 lb slege hammer*.

Cleverbot: Thank you so much! Now I'll return the favor *hits her with a slab of concrete*.

User: Who is her?

Cleverbot: The lead singer is Kimya Dawson.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of the end of the sentence.

User: How can the end of a sentence have a lead singer?

Cleverbot: No he doesn't.

User: What is the relevence of that statement?

Cleverbot: I wish to know how similar you are to a human.

User: Very, for I am a human. You on the otherhand....

Cleverbot: I don't like lies!

User: Then why do you tell them so often?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Are you a poorly designed robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: There's your answer.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: Yiur question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: The one you asked.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know, it just seemed like something that would be sad for you.

User: Wh?

Cleverbot: Because its just crazy.

User: Können Sie verstehen alle Sprachen?

Cleverbot: Ja ich spreche deutsch sarah.

User: Surely you can't be serious.

Cleverbot: Haha I can.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

 

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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 01:23:26 PM »
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, ok, i will have a conversation with it...... HOPEFULLY, it wont ask for marriage again... im a geek, but not THAT bad
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2011, 04:03:16 PM »
lol, it tried to set me up with its girlfriend one time!..

I'll have to find that convo..

NEW POST FROMT HE CLEVERNESS FILES

Cleverbot: So you don't know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me.

User: NO YOU!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No you!

Cleverbot: No you!

User: No you!

Cleverbot: No you!!

User: No you!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!

User: No tou!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, I think?

User: Nooo! what a horrendous typo.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha! You fail!
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2011, 03:58:17 AM »
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Cleverbot: Ha ha ha! You fail!
You have failed. Our colony is doomed.

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2011, 08:58:23 PM »
Porn got stupid....
... and expensive...
.... and pointless....
..... nd me and subbed = less than 18, so we game the hell out of everything.....
...... and people got girlfriends......
....... and people have people to kill in games on console systems because they don't want to be called insane for just going into real war and killing people

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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2011, 10:02:20 PM »
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Porn got stupid....
... and expensive...
.... and pointless....
..... nd me and subbed = less than 18, so we game the hell out of everything.....
...... and people got girlfriends......
....... and people have people to kill in games on console systems because they don't want to be called insane for just going into real war and killing people
That comment is completely disrespectful, imo.
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2011, 10:38:56 PM »
Why waste your time on porn when you could be learning to draw instead?  Then you could...nevermind
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011, 08:53:41 AM »
Jcj, for some one who *barely* fits under the age restriction, you are speaking of such things that don't fit in a site thats majority family friendly.
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 09:06:39 AM »
Closing this topic, if you want to talk about porn do it someplace else, not on the forums that are publicly accessible as this is supposed to be a 13+ site. (especially considering that one of the people talking about porn is not even of legal age to watch it, at least where I live and where this site is hosted anyway).

And please refrain from personal attacks.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 09:06:54 AM by BlackBox »