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« on: April 26, 2007, 01:26:52 PM »
Well, I won't say much, just try to read it all.

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 08:08:18 AM »
Hmmm, that article's only to find out if your son is a hacker...
What about your daughter is t3h 1337 h4x0r?
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 12:00:26 PM »
That was painful.

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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 12:18:21 PM »
You do realize this is a well scripted pile of bull s***?  Just look at how things are worded.  Plus the shear arrogants of most statements.  Its made to make you think that every one using a computer under the age of 20 is a hacker or "porn monkey"

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 10:42:09 PM »
I'm sure it was just stupid nonsense that the author posted as some kind of sick joke, but it was still very painful to read through. Sort of like how certain comedies are painful to watch, like Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers.
 

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 04:44:36 AM »
lmao

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 02:35:19 PM »
It was painful...

But it still made me laugh, a lot  :lol:  

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 08:30:50 PM »
Even tho its old.  Some people get to wrapped up in it and forget its just a joke.

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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 08:25:32 AM »
that article is scary :S
!!!YAY!!!

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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 12:56:24 PM »
Yeah really weird but interesting
This conversation did not happen, the gun that I have in my hand is not real and the Presidents book does not exist.

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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 08:54:09 AM »
Interesting???

I don't see how...

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 08:25:40 AM »
inside joke
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 10:04:34 AM »
Hahahahaha OMG XDD I liked the part about Quake being a hacker training ground and Linux being an illegal hacker system. = These people sound like those Westboro Baptists that talk about the "homosexual agenda" and all that bs about gay people that they made up. x]

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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 11:39:15 AM »
Ya but there are still people that believe it.

Man greatest enemy is man himself

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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 11:52:53 AM »
No, man greatest enemies are some dumb lamers  :P  

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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2007, 12:27:25 PM »
You should find Freeza's quote to be more accurate if you thought about it in a more theological kind of way.

The majority of the things we do to this planet as individuals normally ends up devastating the entire race.

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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2007, 09:39:01 AM »
Why aren't we extinct yet?

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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2007, 10:27:47 AM »
Because of the forced thing called morals and rules that we each give our selfs and from higher positions in governments.

But dont worry there are always more out there that are willing to kill us all for the sake of some thing.

But a example of the small things.

a peaceful supply 3rd world country with food.  And the drug overlords take all the food for themselves.  Like they need it but they do it any way.  Thus condenming the people they see as below them.  Man is a enemy of itself.  The only one that really cant be beaten.  Making it the greatest of all enemies.

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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2007, 12:45:45 PM »
This is getting off topic...

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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2007, 04:38:22 PM »
I just hope that when I get kids, I don't become a lunatic parent...
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2007, 04:54:47 PM »
Careful Freeza. Saying stuff like that will lead to the forums being invaded by female power groups. Now I wait for somebody to read that the wrong way and be offended by it.  ;)  
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2007, 05:04:41 PM »
If they come it will only prove that they have insecurities and dont realize that man is human not the gender like so many of them do.

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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2007, 08:39:11 PM »
I will welcome the females! B)  
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